Snakes in Uganda
Wednesday, June 3, 2009 at 1:00PM
Shauen & Krista in June 2009

One good friend of mine tried to alarm me before I came to Uganda, warning perilously that she "had looked it up and there are snakes in Uganda!"  Of course, she wasn't actually trying to alarm me but rather to find a convenient excuse not to brave the 24 hours of travel time and considerable cost required to pay me a visit. Well, I've been on the lookout for these mysterious creatures since I arrived, my creative imagination conjuring up images of man-eating vipers waiting around every corner.  My next door neighbor has seen two itty-bitty snakes in the last six months but I've never seen even a one. 

Tonight I finally can claim to have seen a snake in Uganda.  Granted, I was on the road in the truck, going some 45 miles per hour, but I saw it!  On our way to Entebbe airport to pick up some short-term missionaries my truck passed right over the top of a slithering serpent as it made its way across the road.  The question I had to ask myself, of course, was "Why?  Why did the snake cross the road?"  I'll let you creatively provide a witty answer.  If it hadn't, my snake-free record would still be standing!  Nevertheless, it did indeed cross my path, and, I can confidently say, it passed underneath my truck with narry a scratch as I zipped on about my business.  So, my dear snake-shy friend, you were right.  I can now confirm that there are indeed snakes in Uganda. That's still no excuse for not visiting.  -Shauen

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