(Shauen is sitting on the couch with his feet up on the coffee table. Josiah is next to him quietly reading to himself with his Tigger. Elijah comes over and crawls up on Shauen’s legs, making a “truck” which he begins to drive.)
Josiah: I want to drive the truck!
Shauen: Josiah, you’re reading a book very nicely - you were just fine. Elijah is driving now.
Josiah: But I want to drive the truck!
Shauen: Okay, then you say to Elijah, “Elijah, when you’re done driving the truck, may I please have a turn?”
Josiah: Elijah, when you’re done driving my truck, you should give it to me.
Shauen: *sigh* Josiah, it's not your truck. It's my truck. You should say to Elijah, “Elijah, when you’re done driving the truck, may I please have a turn?”
Josiah: Elijah, when you’re done driving my truck, may I please have a turn?
Elijah: Nope!
Shauen: *sigh*